Busting for a piss but not wanting to go to the bathroom because you’re “in the flow” and/or fixing a tricky bug.
During a meeting with one of my clients, she noticed that the mouse and keyboard we were using were wireless. I guess she’d never seen a wireless mouse before:
“Oooh, this mouse has no ropes!”
I honestly have no idea how I kept a straight face.
“I want the logo changing of course… I want it to… Umm”, (looks blankly for a few seconds), “umm… web two point zero”.
Thank God it’s Friday.